Well its certainly been a month of tree halves! Dere was Oi boasting about da wedder when someone came in da noight and stole moi paddock. Dey took da lot, da filthy Poikeys, leaving behoind just da whoite backing. Luckily it was soft enough ta hoon about on…and da good news is dat Oi didn’t [...]
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So here it is, da New Year. Oim told its da Choinese year of Da Draggin and bearing in moind Oi spent all of last year draggin Dad about, Oi cant see its going ta be much different. Moind you, Oi heard Mum saying dat deyve lost loads of pounds since Oi came on to [...]
Whoa!! Where has dis year gone?? Oi was only just starting to get going and its all but over. Luckily Oive been making da most of da last few weeks and Oive been EVERYWHERE. Oive even been to Bisto where dey do a ting called Toime Chasing. But Oill tell ya more about dat in [...]
Mudder of all tings Holy!! Just what is going on wid dis wedder?? One minute Oive got moi winter woollies on, da next minute its hotter dan da Devils own underpants. Moi hooves don’t know if dey are coming or going on dis hard ground and Oive had more sweat patches on me dan dere [...]
Oi’s back !!!! And Oim all a-trembling because Oi have some news for ya all. Oive just heard dat next year is da O’leempic year and as Oi knows da O’leempics family personally… Oi reckon Oi will be getting an invoite to da team. After all, if anyones going ta be on Paddys squad, its [...]
Now it’s been two whole years dat Oive been wroiting dis Column for ya all. And as dey say, nuttin lasts forever..not even a Rambu rug. So here Oi am wroiting my larst ever update and Oim determined not ta waste a moment of moi last hoorah.
How ta play hoide and go seek… Oi counts [...]
Well, Oive had a marvellous few weeks, so Oi have. Oi aint been out Heventing yet but we have still been out and about, getting some practice in. Oi tink our first event is at ?Great Cost?, wherever dat is, but in da meantime, Dad says it’s much cheaper for us to stick to da [...]
Oi can take no credit for da toitle dis toime as moi friend Fiona thort of it. She got da oidea from reading what Mum put on da old Faceberk thing?. Ya see, Dad had put me out in da paddock wearing Big Barbies under rug – Oi looked loike Oi was wearing long kecks [...]
What more could ya ask for on a cold and frostie morning dan a noice pot of somethin spoicy? So when Dad pitched up at moi door wid something dat smelt loike an old Arab pony dat Oi used to know, Oi shuffled over for a quick looksee. He was sticking his spoon into dat [...]
Well, whaddya know? Dere Oi was, enjoying da last hoorah of summer and getting sprayed from Nose ta Nackers in Midge propellant when da winter arroived and da Sun buggered back off behoind da clouds. Moind you, Oim not used ta Sunshoine, coming as Oi do from Oirland where most glows in da skoi are [...]
