Who da hell left da door open? It’s been freeezin around here! It’s been so cold dat Oi haven’t been able to blink moi oiyes since December. Oi didn’t even get ta see da New Year in til last week and Oi only saw dat in on account of foinding a mini-parachute in moi field. Moilo said it was a Choinese Lantern but dere’s no way it would get roight da way across from over dere, soft idjit!

[Additional content protected for Members only]